my day was going along just swimmingly.
i went on my lunch to eat delicious persian food with a few of my co-workers.
i was minding my own business, me and my full stomach making our way back to work when...
tragedy struck! (is that grammatically correct?)
upon arriving back to my desk, i discovered this:
i always buy a few bananas to eat during work every day. and this was my last banana for the week. and he was snatched away, during my moment of weakness when i went to eat delicious persian food.
upon reading this note, i laughed until i cried wept profusely. my fellow co-workers put out a Banana Alert, but no one had seen him.
then...there it was! slipped under the door!
no...not my banana...
another note and threatening photograph!
it was too much for me. i almost lost it.
my co-workers all questioned me...wouldn't i just pay the dollar to retrieve my beloved banana?
i bought that banana for 19 cents, i told them. i could buy 5 bananas for the cost of that one!
needless to say, my banana was never to be seen again...
poor guy.
i suppose he's living happily in someone else's intestine now.
and in the end, that's all i could've possibly wanted for him.
RIP.
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